trustchance:

Well now that your best friend in the whole entire wide world is back, you won’t be!  Eh, Mads, EEEEHE!?!

I hope everyone has been well since I’ve been gone!!  Tell me what you’ve been up to!

inabeastlymanner:

How much you got? 

As much as you can buy, my good man.  Looking for any special recipes or strengths?

trustchance:

A poet ay? Perhaps I’m in the wrong profession. I should just make poems to get all the guys and gals I want.

Please don’t tell her, it would make her even more self absorbed.

I’ll have to buy you a beret and a scarf!  Maybe a cigarette holder?  I bet you’d make a fantastic looking beat-nik!

inabeastlymanner:

Yes, in fact, I do.  How may I help you today?

trustchance:

It was simply because Alice was being so rude, and thinkin’ that was the reason I..Urgh, I’ve forgiven ‘er. No point riling myself up again. And Rosie just probably thought it was because you were so stunned by her beauty.

*grins, before casting eyes down* Good ta know.

“Stunned by her beauty,” I’ll be sure to tell her that next time I see her.  You’re a real’ poet, Mads, don’t let anyone ever tell you differently.  ;)

trustchance:

You know we’re both good at the master of connin’. We could pull this off. Perfect.

Hey, Is it really that bad, the thought? *laughs* And the look on Rosie’s face…

The thought isn’t bad at all!  You always seem so gung-ho about dissipating the rumors is all…

Oh Rosie, poor thing … I mean, I thought she’d understand the “situation” from all the times I’d pay for her service and just sit with her.  *he thinks for a moment*  Oh gosh, she probably thought I was shy or had some sort of horrible disfunction.  Which I don’t, just by the way.

penny-goboom:

Well you know I simply adore that smile of yours, and I live to please

*sighs*  I suppose I’ve gotten a little carried away here… I think it would behoove both of us to form a … partnership, of sorts.  A bit of “you show me yours and I’ll show you mine”?  Eh, what do you say, Penny?  A peace treaty?

trustchance:

I could slip somethin’ in her drink? Something that would send her running.

*smirks* Please, I’m the only one that can handle you.

Well I mean I don’t want to hurt her!  …..  Do it.  I could …. Hmm, what if I pretended to work with her… tricked her?  She seems like quite the addictive personality, I just don’t know.

And you wonder why people think we’re together.

trustchance:

You’re a manly man Freddie. Honests. You’re lettin’ her wind you up. *pours him his favourite drink and pulls out a pack of cigarettes, placing one in Fred’s mouth* There. Now smoke.

I know I’m not a “manly man,” I’m not that delusional Mads!  *pauses a moment*  I feel better now, as usual you’ve handled me quite well.  What are we going to do about her, though?  Like I said, she’s persistent!  

*takes a sip of his drink, somewhat pathetic* This is really good today! :’(