It was the maid. Why? Mail doesn’t come in on Sunday. Bosh.

Yes okay, it was the maid.

A man was found murdered one Sunday morning, his wife immediately called the police. The Detective questioned the wife and staff and was given these alibis:

1. The wife said she was in bed reading a book.
2. The cook claimed she cooking breakfast.
3. The gardener claimed he was planting seeds.
4. The maid claimed she was getting the mail.
5. The butler claimed he polishing the silver.

One of them lied and the Detective suspect him/her as the killer. Which one?

littlerosieridinghood:

As pleased as I am that Tobias isn’t dead, which is a lot, this place is so boring.

Someone do something amusinnnnnng. 

SURPRISE DANCE PARTY

THIS IS BRAND NEW INFORMATION!!

tallulah-tink-belle:

..You really think he’ll whisk me away?! Oh Fredrick! *hugs him* You’re the best. You should come with us for a trip too…but shuuuuush. Don’t tell Boss.

Why would I ever tell Alex about anything?  You’re probably his oldest friend, he can’t ignore that forever!  Boys will be boys, eh?  Until then you can always ask some of customers if they’ve seen him!!  He has a very … distinctive personality.

tallulah-tink-belle:

Nothing has happened. I’m bored as hell and Peter still isn’t back yet. I have no idea where he is.

I’m sure he’s gallivanting around with those boys he always hangs out with.  Maybe he’ll come back to whisk you away to some exotic foreign land!  And maybe you’ll take me with you or make those boys stay.