Oh Freddy…

penny-goboom:

Well you know I simply adore that smile of yours, and I live to please

*sighs*  I suppose I’ve gotten a little carried away here… I think it would behoove both of us to form a … partnership, of sorts.  A bit of “you show me yours and I’ll show you mine”?  Eh, what do you say, Penny?  A peace treaty?

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trustchance:

I could slip somethin’ in her drink? Something that would send her running.

*smirks* Please, I’m the only one that can handle you.

Well I mean I don’t want to hurt her!  …..  Do it.  I could …. Hmm, what if I pretended to work with her… tricked her?  She seems like quite the addictive personality, I just don’t know.

And you wonder why people think we’re together.

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Anyone around?

trustchance:

You’re a manly man Freddie. Honests. You’re lettin’ her wind you up. *pours him his favourite drink and pulls out a pack of cigarettes, placing one in Fred’s mouth* There. Now smoke.

I know I’m not a “manly man,” I’m not that delusional Mads!  *pauses a moment*  I feel better now, as usual you’ve handled me quite well.  What are we going to do about her, though?  Like I said, she’s persistent!  

*takes a sip of his drink, somewhat pathetic* This is really good today! :’(

Anyone around?

trustchance:

*grins* competition? Well Freds, she’s no competition to us, righ’? *touches his shoulder* Calm it. We’ll think of somethin’.

I can’t calm down!  She’s just … so persistent.  So annoying, and obnoxious, and she keeps making fun of me, and she called me a girl.  I mean come on!

*takes a deep breath*  I need a cigarette, give me a cigarette and something to drink.  I’m losing it, Mad.

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Anyone around?

trustchance:

A problem?

This … this woman.  She’s …. A NUISANCE.  Her’s name’s Penny, or Peneplope, I dunno, and she’s trying to peddle her horrible little concoctions to our customers.  OUR CUSTOMERS!  *is extremely wound up*

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Oh Freddy…

penny-goboom:

Was never really known for my maturity, love. But I’ll go ahead and take that as a no.  Would you like a refresher perhaps? I’ve got plenty.

Oh HAHAHAHA YOU’RE SO FUNNY.  Really, your humor is just something else, I’m in stitches I’m laughing so hard. 

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Anyone around?

trustchance:

I need a drinking buddy. And some fun.

We’ve got a problem.

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Oh Freddy…

penny-goboom:

Did you have time to change your tampon yet? Or are you still in a tiff…

Oh, that’s really mature.  Did you come up with that one all on your own, little lady?

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Hello All of My Lovlies

tallulah-tink-belle:

Well my marble are already gone so I don’t see the…problem?

*listens to his whispers*

*whispers* …I don’t care if we have less clients. I hate my job but if it’s your job you’re worrying about then I’ll say she’s an awful person just for you. And if she’s mean who would want to talk to her anyway. I just find it weird that all these people I’ve never seen are popping up everywhere…

Something is definitely off about these people.  I mean, since when do we have people just casually “hanging around” the House.  I don’t think I’ve ever met anyone that comes here just ‘cause they like it!  I’ve only met that horrible Penny woman, but I saw Alice talking to some other girl too… And, uhm, I think one of Peter’s old friends might be miraculously back…

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